#omfg

allkillernofiller:

Wow my selfie got 3 notes thank you 12,370 followers

Anonymous yodeled:
Why would you fuck Adam sandler

tiit:

cloudkittten:

tiit:

it was on my bucket list 

Does the ‘was’ entail you already have?

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yes

#omg

theofficialmrsclaus:

"i’m gonna get a boyfriend this year"

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kaworu420:

i have three moods

  • 420
  • 69
  • 666
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me trying to find backspace (via masuhararin)

artnarcotics:

asgardreid:

sextronautt:

we live in a world where the pizza arrives faster than the police

Well the pizza driver faces consequences when their job isn’t done right.

!!!!!!!!!!

#ZING

graffitiballs:

hitlersbreastmilk:

imagine if u could hear ur hair growing

hair: goo goo ga ga

me: how cute

6 months later

hair: but moooooom I don’t need to be trimmed

me: fuck u *shaves head*

ging-ler:

thedizbizz:

So I showed Frozen to my boyfriend and I decided to share the brilliant commentary he made during the movie…

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This is probably going to be my Brother-in-law right here oh my god

partymanyeah:

notsebastianstan:

meetmeincalifornia:

artemisfowlstolemysoul:

bronephreinel:

 Imagine Person A singing “You are my sunshine” as Person B slowly dies in their arms

what THE FUCK 

I DIDN’T FUCKING NEED THAT RIGHT NOW

FUCK YOU

this also works for “can’t help falling in love” 

also working for “thong song”

#why

beyoncebeytwice:

beyoncebeytwice:

is there a character limit in fanmail

#omfg

gleefulfan:

he was a boy, she was a girl, could i make it anymore heteronormative

buriaq:

coolbutcautious:

the only reason i go to school is because i donn’t wanna be an unemployed college drop out. i wanna be an unemployed college graduate 

thats the spirit